More names never to name your child

So I'm here at my last day at a job where we run background checks.
Its been a job to "pay the bills" mostly a waste despite the fact it paid the bills
One thing that is cool about the job is the constant flood of names. If you were looking for names to name a child I'd work here. Of course I;m not looking for names but from time to time some names jump out at me. Names that scream "NEVER NAME YOUR CHILD THIS" here are a few for anyone looking for names NOT to name your child.

First name then last.

Jenny Oh - Are you serious?
Nicholas Nichols - They added an "A" to the first name....Creative.
Phone Thuy - "Hello? Hello?"
Melissa Wildfong - Wildfong? Ha ha, Well,... Ok.

And last but not least,

YOURMAJESTY C. BINGHAM III - You know this kid has to be a brat.

Ok I hope this has helped everyone involved :)