Life Rules

So basically, there are rules in life. Some are set up by, Deity, others set up by Nature, and some are just personal rules that makes life run more smoothly here are a few of my life rules, and gems of knowledge in no particular order:

1. Always, I mean ALWAYS dance your heart out when your in an elevator alone. (I've already had a chance to demonstrate this for my offspring.)
2. Not everything fried is delicious for example Fried Pickles. Pickles delicious, fried hot greasy batter yum. Put the  two together.. YUCK!
3. A foot massage = Ahh (If done by someone you know and trust, and not some creepy guy on a first date. TRUE STORY)
4. "In every job that is to be done there is an element of fun. Find the fun and *Snap* the job is a game" Mary Poppins. For the most part this is true, I have looked back on my life and I have memories of laughing and smile while  - Hauling Hay, Serving hot dogs, cleaning a horse trailer of manure, folding laundry, wedding the garden, washing walls, washing cars and many other times. See attitude has a lot to do with our you view an event. Try to make it fun, and usually the time goes by faster and you can look back on it as FUN. Honest. I can always remember times when doing the above mentioned with out smiles and giggles, and I don't smile when bring up the memories. So make chores a game, make it fun, that fun is infectious so others will hopefully join in! 
5. Don't let kittens fool you. Yea they are cute little furballs, that you just want to snatch up and take home. But these cute fuzzies turn into CATS!!  Tricky kittens.  I don't like Cats.

This is just a small sampling of some of my knowledge that I have collected in the last 30 yrs. What are some of you life gems or rules?